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The Kaiser learns swimming

My Dear,

In  Ohreland, this  news is  so good  and gigantic  we are  voiceless to announce it. The  time was not so  far Yula could not find  the usage of her tongue, and  her  mouth in  general, to  foretell  the news  thanks to  this new  audiovisual  communiqué  recorded as  an  homage to  Yves Saint-Laurent.

Fortunately, the Nomenklatura, who  had anticipated everything, because, as you're  going to  discover it,  she already knows  the "all-this" and much  more, published  a  previewed  and silent  paper  communiqué to  announce  these  both  next   babies  arriving  for  November  2008, and already  available  by  subscription  if  you  follow  this  link:

http://preorders.ammd.net


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Nigla[h]

Tapisseries Fines en XXX Strips et LXX/X Trompettes

Behind this  lengthened title, really tout  and perferctly evocating for those who would like to derive all life long along the tortuous ways of  exegesis, hides  the  most serious  and  shameless  attack  against chronology. Challenging  all the Georges  Lucas and other  marketers for six episodes long trilogies, from its  haughty basis on its proper rock, the Ohrelander Nomenklatura - Sebkha-Chott's crew  - is back to show its End, even  before it has come and  even before it  was proved  it would arrive one  day! Then, after the  famous "She's so tiny",  there comes a revisited  version of Alphonse de  Lamartine made  by clones  of Michel Blanc yelling:

Ô temps, suspends ton vol, et vous, heures propices !

J' vous prends, j'vous retourne sous de meilleurs auspices !!!

Even if this was said using gallant words, Einstein would not regain his relative intelligence.

This is not the first try of killing the time Sebkha-Chott's crew is commiting,  as Nagah-Mahdi  - Opuscrits  en  48 rouleaux  - was  already defying the  causality getting the  sources of  the "all this",  even if this is and this was since De l'Existence de la mythologie Chottienne en 7 cycles. Once  again, Sebkha-Chott's crew and Ohreland  are calling you to kill  the time  with them. It's  obvious you can  not refuse  such an offer, even  if one can only wish such a  project to fail, as  the time being killed,  it won't  go anymore, and  you then will  not be  able to listen to its end orchastrated by the will if Sebkha-Chott's crew during 70 minutes.  Nevertheless, you have  to know  that this option  has been anticipated and a solution has already been found: if the time was dying and stopped, it  would be possible for you, before  its agony, to unfold the XXX  strips to get a  global and eternal  sight - the last  thing to know is "is it possible to read when clotted in the eternity".

But don't  panic, this deathly  fight should not arrive  before Fall 2008  (Terrian  calendar), and  we'll  then  have  time to  present  you the  list of  valorous warriors  we  thought could  participate to  this adventure...(to be continued)

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De la Persistance de la Mythologie Chottienne en ??? Cycles

The Redoing

   

Redoing: Re-edition, re-recording, re-mixing and re-mastering of the very  famous, founder,  monumental and  sold  out De  l'existence de  la Mythologie Chottienne  en 7 Cycles,  De la Persistance de  la Mythologie Chottienne en  ??? Cycles is  released for  the celebration of  the 40th birthday of the may  1968 events (all areas) to make  fun of the usurped historicity  of  these  tiny  revolutions  regarding  the  hugeness  and constancy of the  "all this" which has  been, was, is, and  will be (the "all  this" being  defined  as the  infinite  and perpetually  extending scheme formed  by Sebkha-Chott's  Crew,  Ohreland  and around  and  the Ohrelander Nomenklatura).

Re-edition, as  we will listen to  the same pieces of  Mekanik Metal Disco on this album.

Re-recording  as,  if  the  pieces are  the  same,  the  everlasting evolution of the  "all-this" leads to a deep  and intrinsic modification of  them, and this  is  the same  for  Sebkha-Chott's  Crew. Then  this precious  Thing  will  contain  really  new  versions  of  these  pieces perfrormed by the Ohrelander Nomenklatura  and some dead people woken up for the occasion.

Re-mixing because Tzom Trümb says:  "If we doesn't remixed, this is probable this will be shit".

Re-mastering because Ohreland loves  its children, its listeners and its subscribers, and because you are  worth to get a remastered version, lacking something else.

Finally, there are no words to tell you how much the graphism deeply revolutionized, how much  pain done to it, and how  beautiful the result will be. And as the custom is for such occasions, get out the old pieces of furniture,  the old  photos, the  ideals, and  the names  of has-been stars who will  participate to the redoing of the  creation of the Saint among the saints...(to be continued)

Yes, you've well understood: the third episode of the MMD's infinitology is not  only to arrive  soon, but it will  come with its  elder youngest brother as the redoing of De  l'Existence de la Mythologie Chottienne en 7 Cycles.

This should overflow you with joy, choose the side you prefer...

And you must have noticed that  the AMMD, the unique and universal label which knows, knew and will know how to take care of Mekanik Metal Disco, opened a Paypal account so that you can buy our graces and products from elsewhere on  Earth (for  the International Space  Station, get  back on Earth to fart lower  than your ass, and we'll then  take your wills into account!).

I do not dare to tell you  more, because you will again overflow on your linoleum, when this is not the thick carpet, or the dirtied doormat.

Cheers, cheers, and cheers again....

2008/04/19 by Yvette_H_EN

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