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Communiqué | Nigla[h]: the 3rd of MMD is available
My Dear,
In Ohreland, this news is so good and gigantic we are voiceless to announce it. The time was not so far Yula could not find the usage of her tongue, and her mouth in general, to foretell the news thanks to this new audiovisual communiqué recorded as an homage to Yves Saint-Laurent.
Fortunately, the Nomenklatura, who had anticipated everything, because, as you're going to discover it, she already knows the "all-this" and much more, published a previewed and silent paper communiqué to announce these both next babies arriving for November 2008, and already available by subscription if you follow this link:
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Nigla[h]
Tapisseries Fines en XXX Strips et LXX/X Trompettes
Behind this lengthened title, really tout and perferctly evocating for those who would like to derive all life long along the tortuous ways of exegesis, hides the most serious and shameless attack against chronology. Challenging all the Georges Lucas and other marketers for six episodes long trilogies, from its haughty basis on its proper rock, the Ohrelander Nomenklatura - Sebkha-Chott's crew - is back to show its End, even before it has come and even before it was proved it would arrive one day! Then, after the famous "She's so tiny", there comes a revisited version of Alphonse de Lamartine made by clones of Michel Blanc yelling:
Ô temps, suspends ton vol, et vous, heures propices !
J' vous prends, j'vous retourne sous de meilleurs auspices !!!
Even if this was said using gallant words, Einstein would not regain his relative intelligence.
This is not the first try of killing the time Sebkha-Chott's crew is commiting, as Nagah-Mahdi - Opuscrits en 48 rouleaux - was already defying the causality getting the sources of the "all this", even if this is and this was since De l'Existence de la mythologie Chottienne en 7 cycles. Once again, Sebkha-Chott's crew and Ohreland are calling you to kill the time with them. It's obvious you can not refuse such an offer, even if one can only wish such a project to fail, as the time being killed, it won't go anymore, and you then will not be able to listen to its end orchastrated by the will if Sebkha-Chott's crew during 70 minutes. Nevertheless, you have to know that this option has been anticipated and a solution has already been found: if the time was dying and stopped, it would be possible for you, before its agony, to unfold the XXX strips to get a global and eternal sight - the last thing to know is "is it possible to read when clotted in the eternity".
But don't panic, this deathly fight should not arrive before Fall 2008 (Terrian calendar), and we'll then have time to present you the list of valorous warriors we thought could participate to this adventure...(to be continued)
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De la Persistance de la Mythologie Chottienne en ??? Cycles
The Redoing
Redoing: Re-edition, re-recording, re-mixing and re-mastering of the very famous, founder, monumental and sold out De l'existence de la Mythologie Chottienne en 7 Cycles, De la Persistance de la Mythologie Chottienne en ??? Cycles is released for the celebration of the 40th birthday of the may 1968 events (all areas) to make fun of the usurped historicity of these tiny revolutions regarding the hugeness and constancy of the "all this" which has been, was, is, and will be (the "all this" being defined as the infinite and perpetually extending scheme formed by Sebkha-Chott's Crew, Ohreland and around and the Ohrelander Nomenklatura).
Re-edition, as we will listen to the same pieces of Mekanik Metal Disco on this album.
Re-recording as, if the pieces are the same, the everlasting evolution of the "all-this" leads to a deep and intrinsic modification of them, and this is the same for Sebkha-Chott's Crew. Then this precious Thing will contain really new versions of these pieces perfrormed by the Ohrelander Nomenklatura and some dead people woken up for the occasion.
Re-mixing because Tzom Trümb says: "If we doesn't remixed, this is probable this will be shit".
Re-mastering because Ohreland loves its children, its listeners and its subscribers, and because you are worth to get a remastered version, lacking something else.
Finally, there are no words to tell you how much the graphism deeply revolutionized, how much pain done to it, and how beautiful the result will be. And as the custom is for such occasions, get out the old pieces of furniture, the old photos, the ideals, and the names of has-been stars who will participate to the redoing of the creation of the Saint among the saints...(to be continued)
Yes, you've well understood: the third episode of the MMD's infinitology is not only to arrive soon, but it will come with its elder youngest brother as the redoing of De l'Existence de la Mythologie Chottienne en 7 Cycles.
This should overflow you with joy, choose the side you prefer...
And you must have noticed that the AMMD, the unique and universal label which knows, knew and will know how to take care of Mekanik Metal Disco, opened a Paypal account so that you can buy our graces and products from elsewhere on Earth (for the International Space Station, get back on Earth to fart lower than your ass, and we'll then take your wills into account!).
I do not dare to tell you more, because you will again overflow on your linoleum, when this is not the thick carpet, or the dirtied doormat.
Cheers, cheers, and cheers again....
2008/04/19 by Yvette_H_EN
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- 2008/05/30 - Sebkha-Chott @ La Scène - Pontchâteau (Fr-44)
- 2008/07/19 - Sebkha-Chott @ Burg Herzberg Festival (D)
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